I’d let the British invade me if you know what I mean.
When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...– John Barrowman (via lesserjoke)
unicornholio: sometimes, i really want to change my url but then i realized i am my url
skarosoul: oscarstardis: What if post-Reichenbach John grows a moustache. And then one night he wakes up and Sherlock is shaving it off his face and that’s how he finds out Sherlock’s not dead. what the hell goes on in your mind daily, I’d like to know
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (source: npr)
Australia: Hey America, at what temperature does water freeze?
America: 32 degrees.
Australia: WRONG IT'S ZERO DEGREES.
America: But It's in farenhe-
Australia: GET A LOGICAL SYSTEM.
lovelyliams: if i ever become famous, this blog never happened.
heathyr: I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
heroes-get-made: “This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.