If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're...
HBP: How did Harry not realize the handwriting in...
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY #Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in...
person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
My stages of band-related obsession.
Me: Who the fuck are they?
Me: Oh, I like this song.
Me: Oh, I like this album.
Me: Hey, the lead singer is pretty attractive.
Me: Oh hey there, so is the guitarist. And the bassist. And the drummer. Heh.
Me: I need to see this band live.
Me: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LOOK THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL
Me: YOU PERFECT FUCKING BASTARDS ARE RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR FACES AND YOUR PERSONALITIES AND OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN ADSFSFLKNHSLKFHK *sobs continuously*
Friend: You could do it you know.
Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
When you head for the fridge, but someone points...