hummus. thoughts?

I’ve always had a hard time thinking of being in a band as a real job. It’s certainly work, but, I don’t know. When I compare it to being a teacher, one feels like real work and one feel like a difficult, stressful, passionate hobby.


back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me


ZUHAIR MURAD Spring/Summer RTW 2015


this picture is revolutionary


this picture is revolutionary

reasons I can relate to a possum:

- tired & unkempt
- emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
- no work ethic
- lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
- will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
- sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich


Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.


this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

And by someone they mean Harry.