hummus. thoughts?

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

mustbetheshroomsbro:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

True ^^^

toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

kaitrokowski:

nothing ever ends poetically. it ends and we turn it into poetry. all that blood was never once beautiful. it was just red.

eurovisionth0ngcontest:

People have a problem with “hairy, man-hating lesbians” yet no one seems to have a problem with hairy, woman-hating straight guys, why is this

nihileigh:

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

aseaofquotes:

Jonathan Tropper, The Book of Joe

aseaofquotes:

Jonathan Tropper, The Book of Joe

"Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows."
- Peter Schultz (via kohwala)
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