i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
nothing ever ends poetically. it ends and we turn it into poetry. all that blood was never once beautiful. it was just red.
People have a problem with “hairy, man-hating lesbians” yet no one seems to have a problem with hairy, woman-hating straight guys, why is this
When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?
Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.
"Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows."